To paraphrase an old joke:
For Catholics, live begins at conception. For Protestants, life begins at birth.
And for the Cap’n and me, life begins when Pesach is over, the kids are back in school, and this Shabbat’s meals include challah, baked macaroni and cheese, a jam tart, and chocolate chip cookies. (Special thanks to Heather for the Trader Joe’s chocolate chips!)
My biggest dilemma right now is do I say shehechiyanu…
Shimshonit 
Enjoy your chametz! Shabbat Shalom!
Ugh. I feel like I’ve been eating lead. Bleach.