They are not happy in Gaza.
They are not happy in the West Bank.
They are not happy in Jerusalem.
They are not happy in Israel.
They are not happy in Egypt.
They are not happy in Libya.
They are not happy in Algeria.
They are not happy in Tunis.
They are not happy in Morocco.
They are not happy in Yemen.
They are not happy in Iraq.
They are not happy in Afghanistan.
They are not happy in Pakistan.
They are not happy in Syria.
They are not happy in Lebanon.
They are not happy in Sudan.
They are not happy in Jordan.
They are not happy in Iran.
They are not happy in Chechnya.
And where are the Muslims happy?
They are happy in England.
They are happy in France.
They are happy in Italy.
They are happy in Germany.
They are happy in Sweden.
They are happy in the Netherlands.
They are happy in Switzerland.
They are happy in Norway.
They are happy in the US.
They are happy in Canada.
They are happy in Hungary.
They are happy in any other country in the world which is not ruled by Muslims.
And whom do they blame?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
But the very countries they are happy to live in!
The Muslims are not happy
July 3, 2011 by Shimshonit
Shimshonit 
Lol!
Very cute! One slight tweak:
http://israelmatzav.blogspot.com/2010/07/why-are-israeli-arabs-happy-in-israel.html
http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/would-east-jerusalem-arabs-rather-be-citizens-of-israel-or-palestine-1.336758
While these two sites (among many others) are not conclusive proof that the Muslims in Israel are singing and dancing with joy, there is some evidence that they — like their brethren in England, France, Italy et al — would prefer to live under Israeli rule. Kvetching all the time, of course.
Well — not exactly how I meant to say it; but I hope you got my drift.
Ilana-Davita: Glad to have amused.
Ruti Mizrachi: I too have read that despite the kvetching, Israeli Arabs overwhelmingly prefer to live here than anywhere else. You just wouldn’t know it based on the people some of them elect to the Knesset.
Ruti Mizrachi: I actually saw the Arab version first, but tweaked mine to reflect the fact that Turks and Iranians are not Arabs, and that the loudest complainers in these countries (and the leadership that’s manipulating them) is Muslim rather than just Arab. Arab Christians are not lobbying for Sharia courts in England or building tall minarets in Geneva. The nexus between Arab and Muslim is often not so easily defined, as the Iranian Muslim leadership is as crazy as any alive, and George Habash was a Christian (nominally, at least).
Good points. Important distinctions to make — and not always distinctions made clearly for Western observers by the MSM. BTW, a favorite new YouTube search is “Muslims for Israel” or “Arabs for Israel.” I was pleasantly surprised to find that more and more individuals of these sometimes overlapping and sometimes distinct groups are beginning to speak on behalf of Israel. For those of us who lean heavily to the political Right, this is indeed an important piece of information, if we want to think anywhere near “fair and balanced.”